For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I’m at 17, no lie.

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

Por que no les dos?

Keep in mind that “and benefits” is doing so much work here, it should get its own union rep.

Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.

She makes a valid point, but on the other hand, she causes funny feelies in the incels’ pantsal region.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.

Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them

How about… an undisclosed character limit? We’ll just keep telling you your password is invalid until you figure out the max length.

While the story is true, it’s not the origin of the terms “bug” and “debugging.” Those terms were already in use in Edison’s time.

Sounds kinda racist, honestly