I thought one ended in a marriage and the other a death.

I can’t help but feel like these influencers typically fill a role that isn’t getting fulfilled, like investigating mysteries or things that fall off the police radar or weren’t getting any attention. I very much doubt that a wealthy white man would be a typical subject in the first place.

Though, I’m not really familiar with this genre of the Internet.

It’s not easy to burn popcorn on the stove. Typical worse case scenario is a bunch of unpopped kernals

Life is cruel and pointless.

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

It absolutely should.

This is absolutely delightful.

Price is set at what the market will pay.

You have to pay to have morals in a capitalist society.

YouTube for me.

Yeah, but the majority of voters probably didn’t watch.

Pretty good

The last couple of times I went to a Redbox, I felt like all the movies were knock offs. To be fair, I have no idea if this is because they were or because I don’t really watch advertisements and have no idea what’s out.

OP was walking on sunshine.

Only for Americans

Have you checked to make sure all the cables are seated? Unplug them and plug them back in.

How are they related?

The bald and bankrupt guy does seem like he’s a bit… Idk. I guess sex tourist makes sense lol.

What’s this?

“I think I’m going to die and I’m not even sure that’s worst case scenario.”