Yeah, but I figured he at least took into account that his fans need to be alive as of voting time.

“FREEZE for me!!!”

Seriously who the fuck cares about a caucus victory in the state of Iowa.

Christ, someone needs to block it.

Yemen is a goddamn rodeo clown here.

It’s not nearly as much fun as it sounds anymore. It’s all VPNs, Usenet, torrents, and signal hacking.

The only traditional conglomerations left are in southeast Asia and maybe the coast of Africa, and I gotta say, they do not look like they’re having any fun.

Yes, well, a pirate ship can’t stay in business without raiding trade convoys, either.

Come to think of it, if every time Musk says “AI” you replace it with “cocaine” or “hard drugs”, his behavior starts to make a lot more sense.

“Our hard drug future”

Could make a good extension. Try popping it into any of this drivel: https://analyticsindiamag.com/top-ten-best-quotes-by-elon-musk-on-artificial-intelligence/

Let me just clarify that this is my sympathy for the State of Israel that I’m talking about, not my attitude toward Jewish people in general who have nothing to do with this.

My sympathy for Israel is pretty much gone now.

After all… you can’t spell “cocaine” without “AI”.

Definitely moving in the right direction! Perhaps… a Clusterfuck of Trump Supporters?

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we’re totally square buddy.

If I was still on Twitter, that would be a great idea.

You’re not that hard either, Elon.

This is going to be a sonofabitch of an election year no matter what the numbers are, isn’t it.

God I love that book.

One of them is an embarrassment, though.

Checkov’s bomb