“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

Post Flight Fluffer:

“You guys get paid…?!”

And the Worst Job in 2024 goes to:

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Assistant to the Post Flight Fluffer!

Wait, how is this a thing? Were they -ahem- draining the men before the flights…?

I pray the Lord will also leak.

And you can put your comic and chocolate milk on the little shelf in the back!

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Sorry, if I come up to you and kiss you. Just know it’s solely for my pleasure.

Grab 'em by the pussy, eh, Francis?

It’s great! It’s Alex, Swordy and Dante. And Dante brings a bong…

E: whoopsy, replied to the wrong comment

Director’s commentary. Try watching Grandma’s Boy with the commentary on, it’s a whole new movie.

Now do the blgznz’x’llstrni in LLM!

THIS GUY’S USING INFERENCES! BREAK HIS LEGS!

Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?

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“Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?!”