Cruxifux

Lol dude I know. Designed to keep the peasants down. But that’s okay, they can’t stop me from suggesting we eat the rich on Lemmy, or in person constantly, and they never will.

Yeah but now their devices are coded into the ban too. We’ve since moved to a different city, but I haven’t tried making an account on a different device because I just don’t care. I like Lemmy better.

Yeah I wasn’t really joking either. But I’m here now and they don’t seem to care as much about silly little things like talks of Revolution and cannibalism.

Oh, no, I definitely deserved that ban if we’re looking at it strictly from a terms and services violation standpoint. Also they 3 day banned me several times and warned me. My fault for sure.

Making a new account doesn’t work, even using VPNs doesn’t seem to get around their ban if you create a new account. It will be permabanned in like a day.

I got permabanned for suggesting too many times that we should eat rich people (was joking, obviously.) They also permabanned my wife and her cousin who lived in our basement, I assume because we were on the same wifi? We all appealed and never got any response about it. I don’t really care about my ban, and my wife never posted and neither did her cousin so they didn’t care much, but it’s like bro, that’s not fair that they got banned as well.

Oh wait that’s a real photo? I saw the enlarged version and thought that was photoshopped in.

Seriously tho Bernie, mood is the same man.

I totally forgot she was in that movie tbh

Yeah him and Jeff Foxworthy. It sounds like something you put on when you’re going on a date with your sister from the ads.

He runs commercials for his Sirius xm show all the time so unfortunately no, he is still around.

I bet you could fake your own death pretty easy if you had 80 million to throw around. You just gotta survive until then.

What sub on Reddit taught you that?!?

Ruined doesn’t have to mean “made not financially successful”. Like… see all of enshittification to see why that notion is ridiculous.

Wtf do you mean we failed furiosa? I don’t have time to see every fucking movie I wanna see. Do these people think everyone else doesn’t have jobs?

The democrats see stuff like this and think “well if he uses is then we can use it like that when we’re in power!”

If you’re in a retirement home you shouldn’t be allowed to make laws.

There’s not even any hills

Let’s-a-go!

Whether something is alien or not is an entirely perspective based term my dude

Pretty much everything deep within the ocean is an alien like creature