“Balls deep” is sexting. I’ve called the police!

Trump probably came up with this on the fly. And since there’s more intelligence in a 10L bucket of semen, both him and his followers thinks this is an awesome idea

Yeah, I’m not watching this two minute video. Humans of the Internet, what is the prompt?

Cash payment = you’re a criminal

What plant is a motherfucker, and how much water does it need?

Yes! The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are just a collection of Seinfeld jokes

The real master of puppet behind Trump, not Vlad!

Capitalism 👌

EU regulations are for every country in the EU + Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Norway and Iceland

Don’t look back with it

Fucking hell 🤮 I can smell you from over the Internet

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

Ættestup 👌

But, but… Tax cuts for the rich!? 😢

Bruh good to hear bruh, bruh

Humans be horny!

Well, they do make the rocking world go 'round

I “proud” of my poor eye sight, and and “proud” of my genetic high cholesterol 🎊🔥💯

with the truth often somewhere in the middle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_to_moderation

“I used it many times when you were young. Now… take your clothes off…”