With virtualization you might be running a 7000 year old software on the new hardware

Not worse than any other esolang

Ah yes, Elon Musk’s next kid

Honestly the Jurassic Park felt a bit like a startup

I remember working in the office and the customer visited and took part in our task estimation meeting. We’ve spent about 3 hours in one block estimating their tasks because they had so much input.

I guess someone misled me

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For all AI’s faults, this is a bit funny

CI/CD is just git hooks with extra steps

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

Nah, our tech stack is a loan shark who’ll come collect technical debt in a month’s time

Same with Proxmox. It’ll yell at you that you don’t have an enterprise subscription every time you go on the web ui

Assembly was easier to me than C/C++.

Tomato tomayto

Or studying computer science and learning about finite state machines

When you want IPv6 but your ISP says “no”

“Docker Compose v2”

basically had to alter a few of my Ansible recipes

I feel (as a fullstack developer) that letting websites run arbitrary code in your browser was a mistake.

The motto of my company. Their latest hit was trying to redefine the word “always”

I need to save up enough dough to be able to early retire the moment I hear that we need to adapt our software to Martian Time