Because they think it owns the libs, plain and simple!

Thanks be to God

Exactly! I think this graph deserves a special line for puppet sex.

Hate is a path to the dark side

CINO

Pretty sure the sticker refers to merging lanes, but sure

Neither will the trendy new language, distro, or standard

Neither will the YAML

Neither will containers

Sounds like a tedious job better suited to AI. Fight me.

A milebyte is 5280 bytes

Did anyone say Magabyte yet?

This is the Way

What makes you think it will be cheaper? (at any time if the day vs now)

In many cases this is accurate. Programming alone doesn’t amount to engineering. Lotta low quality lines of code being churned out these days because standards have dropped.

Now I want to know what “tech debt” means. Could someone please Google for me?

Damn girl, I want you on my team! You got moxy!

No one will ever top Stefon, City Correspondent as the weekend update reoccurring bit

“Binder…2700 pages” excuse me what the fuck

I have no clue of the backstory. Are those two things related at all?