Sooner or later, all our genitals will evolve into crabs

Breaking: Scientists discover alien-like creature at Red Lobster restaurant

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

Bojangles

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

You should actually watch the video, he does adress them

Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab

Lisan al-Gaib is too humble to claim the top for himself. This only proves that he is Lisam al-Gaim

Obligatory Adam Ragusea video for this topic

If you told me that the miles Americans use for distance and the miles in mph are two different distances I wouldn’t straight up believe you, but still double check later

“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”

“Oh, haven’t you heard?”

I look at negative reviews. If they are all dumb stuff like “FedEx lost my package, 0 stars” instead of actual complaints I know the product is good

I’d do that too but Bad Dragon doesn’t seem to want to expand into my neighborhood

That’s how you get Bretons

You dropped this, king: 🤓