Hell, no. ifixit products are quality and not over-engineered! I just have one of their basic kits, though…

Have you tried our new Hammr and associated app? The smart tool that can analyze your work! Become more efficient! Compete with friends! Earn achievements! Track your heart rate! Now with several different modes…

I think you can get penguin key caps?

Considering we chose to have no consequences for our felon ex-president, this seems like the better route to go…

My bad! Fuck Dolan!!!

No offense, but if your fediverse account is in any way tied to your identity or other usernames, you already fucked up, privacy-wise. I wanted an account on another instance for the times where mine goes down so I started an application to lem.ee but abandoned it when it required an email address…

Man, that’s super creepy, petty and invasive. Billionaires have way too much power in our society today…

“scan it”!? They don’t have barcodes on them, do they? I haven’t replaced mine in a while, but it certainly didn’t…

Whole ensemble looks great! Gender clothing rules are stupid, rock that shit!

Why. The hell. Are we supposed to keep sacred a piece of paper that only has 9 precious numbers we can’t choose, but that will permanently identify us, that will deteriorate over time, we’re not supposed to laminate or protect it, and we only have limited replacements!? So dumb…

Unpopular opinion: unless you regularly haul things, you don’t need a truck of any size. Unless you regularly go off-road or are transporting 5+ people and a dog or more, you don’t need an SUV. You can rent one of those for the rare times you need it! And in the meantime, you’ll save gas money and pedestrian deaths will go down…

Defeatism is stupid. As is obeying fascists in advance. The only way to ensure he doesn’t resign? Say and do nothing…

Or empathy.

I recommend an American diet: ultra-processed foods, excess sodium, saturated fat, refined grains, calories from solid fats and added sugars, and avoid vegetables like the plague! The target will be dead within 50 years…

Puppy dog!

I don’t know why people post images of text on social media. If they had just copied/pasted, it would have word-wrapped for literally everyone. But a horizontal image of text is bad on a smartphone. I have to zoom in so I can read it, pan right to the end of the line, drag left to the next line, and so on. Or I could go into my phone’s settings, enable screen rotation, re-orientate my phone in my hand, zoom in again, and maybe I can read it all now… More often than not, I just skip the post.

“Damn these electric sex pants!”

Agreed, but this was how they measured Trump being “better on the economy”. With this final proof, there’s no reason for the rich to continue to back him…

Wow. I didn’t see it in the back at first and thought I was losing my mind…