@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world knows some shit yo

High quality post 👍

I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.

It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if you were to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

Also colloquially known as “ass radar”

Indeed! Bestof’d.

https://lemmy.world/post/18066949

Agreed. Bestof’d.

https://lemmy.world/post/18066949

Yup. Kudos.

Listen to this guy/girl OP.

Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:

-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.

-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).

Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.

Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.

Do they though, really?

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Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)

A sophisticated and formidable legal mind in a pleasant, debonaire package. Truly his cup overfloweth.

How did Missouri get so lucky?

Steal his look for less!… oh wait.

A 200lb sack of bleached all-purpose flour with a four-dollar Flowbee haircut

Behold the Master Race™️

Mediocremind

Goodness! I am with child to know what end of the political spectrum this fellow most identified with?

ILOVEANAL has a certain catchy thrust to it, yes.

Further, is that number to include government healthcare funding, as well as out-of-pocket expense, in other words, money spent on behalf of the individual?

I’d like some clarity as this chart on its face is pretty damning.