Fucking thank you!

When he told her that, she began crying, and appologizing. She didn’t remember saying that, but he never stopped thinking about it for 30+ years.

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

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That actually depends entirely on where you’re at. That would be positively tropical to someone in Minnesota, but to someone in Arizona I almost can guarantee you that would be freezing.

Or moss!

Moss is cool too!

Good idea, though sadly I cannot afford that at the moment.

Nah, I like the original way more.

“I’m not planning on fighting a pelican” comes off as “well, I’m not planning on it, but it could happen”,

while “I’m not planning on fighting a pelican” comes off as almost a political statement: “Statement: I do not have plans to fight a pelican.” like a politician at a press release.

I feel the latter would confuse people more. Lol.

DISCLAIMER - I am not planning on fighting a pelican.

I need this on a T-shirt.

Seriously, this is the best thing I have seen on the Internet in a long time. It’s like I’m in 2013 all over again. Lol.

As others have already stated, it’s expensive to start, expensive to maintain, and very high-risk.

Most startups fail within the first two years, and an organization that doesn’t focus first and foremost on profit is I imagine even more likely to fail within those first couple of years.

I would agree with this.

Also, for the record, your username is the highlight of my day. Tell me, which ones are lies and which ones are true?

To be fair, every platform is an echo chamber. The only differences are to what degree.

I personally don’t like it as it makes me uncomfortable because I’m not a guy, and it makes me feel a bit excluded.

That being said, I’m fully aware it’s rarely used in a gendered way anymore so I’m don’t generally say anything. It’s just how I feel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

…okay then.

Not gonna lie: I would’ve never gotten that from “nude tooth”. But I guess I’ll just chock this up to another instance in the long line of things in life I didn’t know. :)

“nude tooth”

What?

Only a tenth, huh? Well, you do you.

I thought you said “Elmo gets EVs mandated” and I was so confused for a second. x_x

Is…Is that a quote from a movie or something?

I refuse. You’re not my real mom!

Just to be clear here, nothing has ever been pure or sacred. We’re only told that as children.

…you big stinky poo poo face!

Well then damn it all; what more evidence do you need?!

The poo-pooing alone is a court-martial offence!