You probably have more than the average amount of legs too.

Commenting because I want to do something like this too.

We keep them on our balconies so we can sit and watch the snow.

If they did ignore it, by spring there would be less homelessness.

Personally, I define an expat as someone living in another country and not learning the language/customs.

They will never be accepted as a local because of this.

Don’t forget to bring your Christmas wish list for Santa in Rovaniemi then.

I’m guessing you haven’t tried to do it. I can spend twenty minutes trying to read something my father-in-law needs help with over video chat. From his “and how do I turn the back camera on?”, to my “no back a bit and left. The other left”, and the classic “you turned off your video, let me call you back” because it’s faster than guiding him on how to turn it on while he swears that he didn’t press anything.

He could postpone the election if America is at war.

“We have always been at war with Eastasia”

I’m interested in parts of the trip. Mainly the foods and food markets. What they ate where. If they want to tell me about the views or the guy at that shop who said something, I’ll feign interest.

Anyone who has been on a “cruise holiday” eats on the ship, and the food may be good but it isn’t exciting or too exotic. I want to know how you ate a sausage and found out later it was an earthworm but it was really nice because they grilled it with lime and stuff and you couldn’t tell.

What?!

Or language changes when the kids make new profanities.

I use a flirc ir receiver in a RPI. Use any remote and bind the buttons to keys to set it up then go. I set mine up about ten years ago and still use the same setup even though I upgraded the pi.

Thanks, I probably will change soon, but I have to convince my partner first…

Ok, gramps. I blocked TeamViewer on the router to stop scammers.

Two months later, gramps has a small problem with the internet connection. The first thing the helpdesk tells him to do is factory reset the router.

Gramps gets scammed through TeamViewer.

I struggle with this all the time. I hate watching cute piggy videos because I remember them next time I eat bacon.

You can grow your wheat, and raise pigs, but to really make it from scratch, first you need to create the universe.

If it counts, my brother put an anime movie on for the family to watch. He’d never seen it before, and watching the tentacle rape of a schoolgirl scene was kinda awkward.

It was never spoken of again.

Hi, I’m a chef. I’m just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

My grandma used to water the garden around the house and spray water over the roof on hot days. Try that first.

And don’t forget the division. A piece of shit, is bad, like a car that won’t start, or a selfish person. A big piece of shit or a huge piece of shit is worse, but it’s never a whole shit, because then it would be The shit, and good.