I firmly believe shit like this annoys him more than anything else.

You can do that with every unit though. How does that make any more sense than inches or ounces?

How does it make sense?

Don’t forget the Cayman Islands and Liberia.

American temperatures really never do stop sounding ridiculous.

Honestly, I barely go to any other websites anymore anyway, and I just read the headlines and comments here.

MySQL: you have an error near here.

Me: What’s the error?

MySQL: It’s near here.

Me: You’re not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here?

MySQL: warmer… warmer…