Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

Because I haven’t taken them off

Decaf?? Wtf. Gross.

Gotta make number go up, forever

I only do it because it works!

Time to get ready to become a vault dweller!

We are no longer asking

Well, a conservative white house will bomb civilians one day and tell the hungry to get bent the next. I wish we had better options, but for now, the choice is pretty clear.

Dammit James!

I do wish I could, but this time on anxiety meds. I finally started them a year or so ago and it’s been completely life-changing. I can’t even imagine how much better my school experience and social life would have been…

Oh no! Some consenting adults did the secks! Better fire them!

Free to be anything unless that means LGBT or black or not Christian

I can’t even imagine thinking about having this stance. Literally evil

This but unironically

Do you want drastically increased theft? Because that’s how you get drastically increased theft

Is this “god” in the room with us right now?

But fuckin schnoz on this guy

Ooo he might even slam them!

Guess I should finally try Tidal…

Does the Pope shit in the woods?