Leave the phone also.

It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?

Would somebody ban this shitheel please?

Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.

You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!

Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.

Eat food ya dip.

Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

How does one even build something like that? I’m guessing the water is usually a bit calmer, but still must have been hard to sink pillings into.

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can’t take it.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

I enjoy this idea immensely.

A classic example of not watching the thing just down voting it. Thank you for posting Don_Dickle. I enjoyed it.

Yo it’s no stupid questions, not no evil questions.

Hundreds and hundreds of years.

I’ve been on like a week long bender with this channel. Watch their videos, they’re so goddamn funny.