Your ass is code.

- Zork the Shift 3 simulation control technician.

Just remember that it’s a two-ended pipe, even if a long one.

Trump youth

Nobody paid to write things does that unintentionally.

This article is unabashedly stroking Trump and Charlie Kirk’s cocks and I’m surprised it’s being upvoted.

America loves a come-from-behind story.

Like Elon being the Hitler.

Gotta slow down, Tom Clancy’s corpse is contributing to climate change.

Interpret it how you want, I don’t need you to tell me what I meant.

I was commenting on the quote.

For everything else, there’s MuskyCard™

Sorry. I actually used to teach Photoshop to graphic designers but I can’t be assed to a) use Adobe ever and b) put any effort in with those images on my screen. Or hard drive.

Slam is so passé. Convicted is now incrédule.

Until someone does something about it, I propose ‘deep-fried’ or ‘fattened’.

Edit: tabarnak

“Cooperate with Afghanistan in all fields, especially in politics, economy, agriculture and medicine, so that Afghanistan reaches self-sufficiency,” he said.

You don’t treat women as human.

They aren’t exceptional. They’re just like Russia.

Land of the free, home of the brave.

Meanwhile someone had a bag of weed and spends years in a cave.

Dun dun

Or Iran.

Still erect even with the TV liar putting a TV liar in charge of your military?

Existentially stupid.

Dear Grok, tell me how to win a war praise Don and Elon.

Someone should look at that Palm Pilot.

Can’t wait for the parade!

Here’s something from just one of the origin countries. As a treat.

https://english-grammar-lessons.co.uk/idioms/pull-the-ladder-up-after-oneself.html

World Wars ‘hero’ pass revoked.

Go fuck yourselves. Misinformation and money over world peace, fuck you and everyone who thinks this was something you could dismiss for a lying fascist to tank your economy and kill your neighbours while killing people elsewhere.

If avoiding the coming hate didn’t appeal to you then why bother?