GameCube when you held the Z button on startup?

(also the 4 controller version, which was much rarer to hear since you know, needed four controllers)

Hello, Airplanes?

It’s Blimps. You win.

click

Democrats gave Republicans everything they wanted on the border in exchange for funding Ukraine

And then orange man said no, so the Republicans said “well now I am not doing it”

And so here we are, with both sidesists screaming that Biden has to do something about the “border crisis” when the Republicans have shot down their own bills

Chart really makes it looks like this happens every 10-20 years, and I doubt anything was changed those times it happened. The huge spike this time is because we had a global pandemic that started in 2020 and kept everything low

There was a disclaimer at the start of the show that covered that bit. I thought it was clever

Work to live, not live to work

Satan accepts everyone

Not his fault that God is picky

You’re not rich if you own a home. You’re rich when you own everybody else’s home

Put on your emergency lights and walk around the vehicle?

Oh for brake lights, yeah, some weight probably works best, or backing near something and seeing if it lights up, don’t even need a window

If the invasive insects could chill out I’d appreciate it.

Emerald Ash Borer, lanternflies, etc

I’m forgetting which UK news channel it was but they had a successful OF person on, tried the “what will your kids think of you” and she replied “they can cry about it in a Ferrari”

Costco and Aldi

Gotta live with what they offer though, as the selection is not as large as a typical grocery store

If they’ve got a masters and 20 years of experience they’re either a genius or almost 50 years old. Children are already a huge commitment, being older makes it that much harder

Because covid destroyed the car supply chain and made new cars basically the same price as used

In some cases, used is actually more expensive because it’s available that day, whereas ordering a vehicle still takes 6+ weeks

We give money to Ukraine, and they use that money to buy weapons from us

Example: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-aid-ukraine-60-minutes-transcript/

It’s not an airport, you don’t need to announce your departure

Many mortgages just have the property taxes rolled into them

So it’s probably property taxes, but it’s showing up on the mortgage payment

Teeth are apparently considered luxury bones

And?

You should celebrate average people getting paid more, not complaining about it

We don’t need CEOs who do basically nothing getting paid tens/hundreds of millions a year

Not a scientist, but I’d guess mostly B, maybe helped along with some of A.

The goal of a virus is to replicate, and it does that better when it’s less lethal