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The only support this pussbag deserves is a set of pallbearers.

Boo — and I cannot stress this enough — fucking hoo.

Ooof, this hit me right in the childhood.

This is one of those chapter-turning public figure deaths for me. The last one was Betty White, and before that was Robin Williams — almost mythical figures whose names and faces I’d known since before I can remember, who it almost felt like would just always be around.

RIP, Bob. You’ve earned it.

It genuinely is my favourite facial tissue on the Citadel.

Well shit. This is a problem for me, since the Kleenex brand is the only one with a lotioned variety that stores in my neck of the woods seem to carry. My seasonal allergies get so bad that normal/un-lotioned tissues leave my nose rubbed raw, even if I’m medicated.

They’re cowards and just recorded the numbers he gave them, so he’s still “officially” 6’3" and 215lbs.

Man, fuck Jordan Peterson.

There isn’t a punishment anywhere close to severe enough for stains like this.

Fully functional.

Are we doing “whoooosh”, or leaving that behind?

You enter the US illegally? Believe it or not, jail. You imprison a US national for entering your country illegally, also jail. Immigrant, emigrant.

If I’m not wearing a sportcoat it goes in my back right pocket. If I am it goes in my inside left.

When I first started modding Skyrim back in 2012, I spent a solid week solely on water mods looking for something I liked. One day near the end of the week I was walking to work, and I had to cross a bridge. I looked out over the water and had a momentary thought about checking what water mod “they” were using.