This would be funny if it wasn’t so accurate

My roommate doesn’t

I almost strangled him last night

Ive seen clothes bleed like twice, once was a set of dark sheets I washed for the first time, which bled a shitload, and the other was a cheap promotional shirt I bleached which turned the water black.

Frankly I just hope the hardware is moderately higher spec than the switch. Can barely even play Minecraft on it because it runs like shit (though that’s like 40% Mojang’s fault bc Minecraft doesn’t really run well on anything)

I was gonna make a joke about how it’s not gonna come out until 2077 but I couldn’t make it work.

I read this as “legs creasing below the knees”

About fucking time

Good for them.

The workers not Amazon. Fuck Amazon

I would strongly suggest seeking advice from a medical professional (if you have the means) rather than advice from strangers on the internet. I’m I can’t say what advice a professional might have, because I’m not a medical professional, but it will almost certainly be better than what anyone here can give you.

And if you’re not sure if your problem is worth talking to someone about, that in itself is a sign that something is wrong. I know it’s hard, I’ve been there, but please understand it is the best course of action (again, if you have the means).

Not enough chairs being thrown

Yes

True, but like, not all private companies are like that?

Valve comes to mind.

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Best part is when those same people that shun you for being “different” turn around and say shit like “Politics shouldn’t pick your friends.”

I think if he made the democratic nomination in 2016 he’d be finishing his second term right now.

Assuming Bernie could get on the ticket, I absolutely believe people would have voted for him.

The problem is of course getting him on the ticket.

Mitch McConnell’s wife is Asian.

I sometimes wonder if they are just a shield for accusations of racism.

Probably has to do with your body relaxing, similar to how dead people are prone to shitting themselves.

Just a guess tho I’m not a medical expert.

Don’t even get me started on sight. You wanna see? 4k a year.