In fact asking dad to buy new headphones could be a way to transition into that conversation.

“Hey, dad, will you buy me these?”

“Um…why?”

“11 and 6 dad. I need them for 11 and 6. Y’all ain’t subtle.”

And daddy never sleeps at night.

Keep it in your pants, Janeway. 😂

Yeah it depends on our views of dork status. Some of us look for that in a fella. And hope he doesn’t mind our dorkiness too.

One year we bought loud Christmas themed outfits and went to have our picture taken with Santa. But not just Santa, there were minature goats there too. We each held one. They are so stinkin adorable. We were 46? 47? It made our whole week.

That became our Christmas card. Everyone loved it.

Go get your picture made. Your sister is a wet blanket that seems to still get embarrassed easily.

You teach other people to drive trucks?

I’m sorry your sister is getting bullied. I’m not sure if they had a friendship enough to where your sister can ask her why she’s being like this, and that her behavior is hurtful.

Or if this is one of those cases where the bully needs a punch in the face to respect boundaries.

That also made me wonder if the bully is getting bullied herself at home or by other kids, so she’s acting out because she’s miserable too.

Prisons have libraries

You are right. It is relative. I’m twice your age. 25 is so young to me. I didn’t even really start having fun with adulthood until about 30. And I got into some shenanigans as a teen and twenty-something. Maybe that was more to do with leveling up the career until I had disposable income. Anyway, you may find yourself looking back on 25 and view it differently than you do now.

I can respect this. Beats racking my brain every night trying to think of what I want to eat.

Then you’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier!

Somebody shoulda told him the quickest way to torpedo your music career is to be rude to Weird Al.

Omg, thankfully no

At least fish probably can’t choke by trying to breathe and drink at the same time.

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Now everyone in the mechanic’s waiting room is wondering why I just snorted. Thanks… 😂💀

🙌 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🙌

I’m way more disappointed.

Is this like Death Becomes Her immortality where your meat suit is not invincible and no longer self-healing? If I didn’t have to worry about painful and horrible disfigurement, I’d probably choose Skyrim. If I have to be careful, then something real chill like Travel Town.

I think the ancients referred to them as “Sporty Spice”