I count 72 Blue Moon caps. That’s 2/day if it’s all from 1 person.

… Which releases carbon into the air that is captured by these machines, pressed onto a 3 inch block and burned for energy.

Is that E.T. on your back?

Exactly what I was thinking. She spent a looooong time putting makeup on just to go falconing. Falconring. Falconrying. Falconnerying. Playing with birds.

Of course they object, they’re the party of “small government”, after all.

At least when it lets them oppress their people.

Sure, blame the guy with the middle finger. Those are the real problem.

Thank God they’re fixing the big problems

They’ve solved the “too much screen time” and “poor exercise habits” with one ruling. Shoot, some of these jobs might even require light reading!

Hahaheheheh, aaahhhhh…

wipes eyes

Anyway, thanks for the morning chuckle.