The legend. ✌️

Nah, I understand. I just didn’t comprehend lol But yes, I agree!

And then they wonder why american men have a mental health crisis. Well, buddy, part of it is you.

What part of any of that makes it partly because of me? This seem more like an off-topic rant.

I am an American and the only two I’ve heard is:

“don’t masturbate because touching a penis is gay”

Every time has been religion driven homophobia related.

don’t get prostate exams (this one may be more self-explainitory, doesn’t make it right though).

Goes back to the last one as well.

Probably why religion has been on a decline.

I’ve decided to order a cheaper one and see how it goes. I happen to have plug close enough so that’s a plus. The cleanliness is really what is convincing me towards it. Thank you for your reply.

Thank you for your reply. After yours and others replies, I’ve went ahead and order one to give it a try. I just hadn’t really explored the idea before. Thanks for the information!

Thank you for your reply. I hadn’t really explored the idea of using one before coming across this post. I figured it would be in some way complementary but based on other comments it wasn’t really clear. I’ve decided to give a cheaper one on Amazon a try another person recommended.

One pack of TP since!? That’s incredible! Thank you for your reply, I have decided to give it a try to see how it goes. Just never really explored the idea before.

Thank you for addressing my concerns, adjustable pressure would be a key thing. After a few other replies as well, I have actually ordered one to give it a try.

I was referring to spraying shit everywhere. As stated uneducated on the topic but its a valid concern. 😂

Okay, thank you for your very detailed response, at times too detailed. But you’ve convinced me to at least try it. I just ordered the luxe 120 plus on Amazon for $45, we’ll see how it goes.

Again, thank you for this potentially life changing information.

At least they are easily identifying themselves. After careful thought, I kinda feel like this should violate public indecency laws.

I really just don’t like the idea of it, feels like a very uncomfortable situation for me. But I’m pretty uneducated on the topic.

• It’d have to be warm water
• Wouldn’t it be messer, spraying it all over?
• Don’t you still have to wipe, ya know cause your wet now.
• Too much work to implement when the TP has been successful (No problem to solve)

*Really? Lots of shit.

I have never heard that and it deeply disturbs me because this does seem like it’d be an American thing…

Valid conclusion, I’m cancelling my health insurance rn. More money for scratchers, hell yeah!

I’m in a very small town, we only have a bar. $100/mo for 500mb/s up and down, at least I actually get that though. Rarely is it less, but they also hooked us all up with fiber when they ran the fiber thru the center of the city. Price is also largely because they are literally the only internet provider unless you go with satellite – which I was considering but with the weather here…probably not ideal.

It’s an on-going news story and case, it’s an interesting one to me at least. I think there was some confusion so I went ahead and updated it.