Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn’t need to clock in/out.

I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I’m scared to go faraway from her ever since).

Desperate people make a good cheap employee.

Mate this is amazing!, gonna use it as my phone wallpaper

You see they all different one use / the other use - and ~

/S

That’s just how everyone sees the client

If only i can say this to people who drive.

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They should meet my friend named rabies

Before reading the “so this isn’t the answer to your specific question, but I just think they’re neat.” My mind went:

A seal? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within their pond?

Gotta say this one is not in my bingo cards

Oh the horror

Steam deck hello this is gabe newel you just purchased a steam deck version more than 2 and less than 4 please email me on GabeN@valvesoftware.com to talk about your game purchases on the steam deck.

God died for his sin that’s why he got less jail time

With 16x the details

I jack him off last night

I send an application and the recruiting people are all like “OK”.

I always have a suspicion that all of the HR department are Rammus.

“how many times do i have to tell you that your name + your birthday date js not a good password!”

I use google password for my not so important account (shitpost account or burnable). Thing to remember, google is an advertisement company

I Used to think like this but having multiple different accounts with multiple different password on different site is tiring. Just for this week i forgot my password on 3 different site which apparently i already change 1 of those site password last week. Now i second guessing myself every time i try to log in on a site

Thanks! I’m gonna save this for when i want to searc something from specific site, never knew that you can do that