On one hand I see what you’re saying, on the other hand…

Oh lawd.

Huehuehue

Does this imply mayo from another source isn’t nutritious? Is canned mayo worse?!

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Plus, there aren’t that many cities in middle earth in this time period. It’s much easier when it’s 1 of 5? cities to know.

Good to know, but I’m not surprised.

Taylor Swift net wealth: 1.6 billion.

Ah yes, working class.

Look, I get she works hard performing, and likely started off with nothing but I feel once you hit a certain income level you can’t be considered working class. Working class people don’t have private jets.

Inconceivable!

I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

I’m doing my part!

I don’t walk on all fours usually.

Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?

That is evil! I love it!

40 000 iu? I always heard 10k iu is the upper limit for most people. Is this a typo or is there new research on safe levels?

Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!

You’ve been pardoned

puts sunglasses on

From your life!

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Where’s the fucking money Lebowski!