Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?

Heathens!

Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

First spider with sticky poop:

Oh god it’s everywhere!

Hey wait a minute…

Nothing gayer than a vagina.

Nice try, Putin.

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.

Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game.

I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.

Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?

Just as God Eru intended.

From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can’t pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.

Like a true hobbit should be.

“I have an open backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour.

Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.

In the presidential campaign, when Trump said he would help out the average person, yet he filled his cabinet with nazi billionaires. I mean, what are we to believe, a criminal is held accountable, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

On one hand I see what you’re saying, on the other hand…

Oh lawd.

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