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Everything reminds me of Vim

Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.

There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.

Essentially the prison saying they don’t want to deal with the body at this point.

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

Summary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!

I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.

Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It’s depressing because I’ll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.

I’ve played the secret salami before. My uncle told me to never tell anyone though.

I heard if you go into your bathroom and turn off the lights. Then close your eyes and spin around three times well saying “Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo!”

It will summon their lawyers and they will drag you to court through your bathroom mirror for violating copyright.

Scientists: “They big”

Welp better stop eating beans and farting for the rest of my life to help do my part and recoup the damages. All this world destroying pollution is my fault as a consumer, not the producers.

Climate change is a power bottom.

We thought we were the dom in the relationship and all the sudden the climate just handcuffed us to the bed post and jammed a cold hard unlubricated steel butt plug up our ass and gave us a golden shower without telling us the safe word to stop it.