“If you don’t roll over and accept how we’re going to fuck you, we’ll kill you.”

– AI optimized text

But what about egg prices???

New grads, with 5 years experience, welcome to apply.

I guess if you’re a serial pedo-rapist, liar, grifter, racist, bastard you’d treat Trump nicely.

You’re reading this on Facebook? I’m not posting on FB. Fediverse is weird!

Occam’s Razor is right. Since Trump professes to be a businessman, he’ll always do what’s right for his wallet, even betraying any morals he may have had.

“Offensive” is just a matter of perspective.

I’ve always pronounced it “not-Apache”

You are hereby remanded to upgrade a legacy Java 1 system, written by interns, to Java 8. May God have mercy on your soul.