

Once he’s hollowed out the entire country, he will do some random thing and someone will give him an award for it. Once he’s done masturbating (imagine someone passing you a blunt), he’s going to enact his ultimate dream. He’s going to get the SS to pick him up ten big macs and ten filet o fish. He will assemble his ultimate favorite sandwich, eat about half of it, and pass out. Two days later he will die trying to take a shit.
At a place I worked many years ago I left because I was moving. I still had remote access to the cameras until they upgraded the system.