Fine, I’ll start killing people at festivals so as to re-establish a semblant of balance in the universe.

Counterpoint:
The Thing (1982) vs The Thing (2011)

The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.

Terrorist fist jab

Please don’t make me feel old.

I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.

Thanks, it’s incomprehensible how OP didn’t even manage to mention it in either the title or the blurb up above. Is he a bot or something?

And interact with another human being? When you could simply complain online and get likes? Do you live in a cave or something?