Jesus, why’d you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won’t sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

Always someone who needs to explain and ruin the joke…

Again, the customer service rep didn’t do any of this. They are just following a script.

That guy is a fucking Karen. Does it suck the car is doing that, sure. But you don’t have to be a complete tool to the customer service representative who has nothing to do with what’s happening right now.

This is kind of an underwhelming explanation, and I dont think it’s ultimately right given how humans are trying their best to wipe out all life on earth over pieces of paper.

You might not live after that one. 747s aren’t known to be that reliable.

This is a generalization that has some merit. but ultimately, generalizing an entire group of people and making assumptions about them isn’t a good way to judge an individuals ability to code.

See what they can do, and then judge.

I swear this isn’t a get off my lawn post

Proceeds to spend 5 paragraphs complaining about what people call the original Javascript. He has some valid points, but this is very much an older developer complaining about the new generation of devs.

Do it! If I don’t get my christmas gifts on time, so what.

The fuck does being vegan have to do with anything?

Oh the sweet irony of serving in a military committing genocide and wanting to visit your relative whom is a holocaust survivor.

I don’t think rentals should exist. You could literally put a house anywhere a couple hundred years ago, and all you needed to do was build it. Now we have artificially stunted the supply of housing to make good little worker bees our of everyone. The threat of homelessness and starvation is a fantastic motivator to not rock the boat in society.

There is no exception to stealing housing from other people.

They all look like a bunch of tools. Exactly what I expect the top financial people at a huge conglomerate to look like.

I don’t know how to tell OP this, but your grandma is a gilf.

Please kill me

No, you still have a PR to review.

Are you sure I can’t eat it? We should test this… for science.

Sir, this is a wendys.

Corollary, what moron wrote this…oh, i did.

I wouldn’t hold my breath. Dudes been scarfing down cheeseburgers most of his life, and hasn’t died yet.