Aside from a bit dusty, likely pristine. There may be some micro-impacts by now, and there’s always some risk of a major impact on long time scales, but if luck holds, those sites should remain treasure troves of recognizable artifacts until the Sun becomes a red giant.

Would if I could. Nobody is gonna send me money for nudes.

They ought to pay the models better too.

I work at heights daily, climbing 100m towers. I’m also scared of heights. I’ve done some cliff dives into deep water as another way to face that fear. It takes a force of will for me to jump off more than about 10m. Sure wish I enjoyed that thrill.

It might be time to start smashing all the security cameras.

I mean, wasn’t gonna.

I’d have to look at Ajit Pai.

You might want to ask Ajit Pai.

Dude, chill.

You just don’t get it, do ya? The bald guy was louder.

Oh yeah, I remember that one. I feel like it bothered me, but I could swear I knew nothing about solar sails back then.

I’d be content with Proxima Centauri. But that’ll still take a little while.

I could be mistaken, but I believe NASA used the same technique with light pressure to keep Kepler oriented properly as its reaction wheels each failed in sequence.

The joke didn’t work regardless.

That isn’t the criteria we use to name newly discovered species.

But you know what IS funny?

Joe Biden isn’t running for a second presidential term.

Yet you weirdos are so obsessed that you just can’t let him go. You wish he was still running. Because now y’all are about to get beat up by a girl.

Is that a joke?

Why? I don’t get it.

Mock them more.

You should all incorporate and buy it.

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

I mean cool, but if farts release CO2 after digestion breaks down fats and proteins, then it’s not much of a carbon sink, is it? Not to mention the scale necessary to reverse climate change. We’d have to make billions of barrels of the stuff, then pump it deep underground for long term sequestration. It’ll be so energy intensive we’ll require nuclear fusion.

Dead serious, I say we do it.

One should never skip dicks in the queue. It’s rude and they’ve been waiting.