Pistcow

Guess California doesn’t need to send tax money to the red states.

Always so brave when it’s “former”. Didn’t have the stomach to sound the alarm when in office?

Shit, I’ll defend Greenland against America (am American).

First, think how you’d feel if someone said it to you. Second, think how you’d feel if seventeen people said it to you in one day.

This, I think, is a stupid question.

We better not charge him with terrorism!

Basically, any of the $20 Sega Classic collections that came out, Phantasy Star Online, …uh yeah, it’s not really a stocked library.

The number of Sega games I’d want to play could he counted on one hand, and I was a Sega fanboy growing up (owned every system and handheld).

So, like Republicans, cool.

Where can I get that scarf!?

finally, some good fucking news

And if the CIA…um…does CIA things to Vance?

yes

Nah, get up in them guts for hygiene sake.

Couldn’t be me?

-Executive Management

“Am I ugly?” (Link to butthole pics on Onlyfans)

“Too the moon with this new crypto scam!!!”

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

Yeah but they wont admit that they just want to snack!

Ive met one woman that knew what she wanted to eat and ever meal choice wasnt a struggle.

“No, we had that a few weeks ago.”

Ive tried that.

What my wife wants for dinner?