When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

Oh cool, Wargroove is getting a sequel. Love me some medieval fantasy Advance Wars.

What baffles me is that no one who supports this stupid ass idea realizes that having part of your new state be separated from the rest of it by a FUCKING MOUNTAIN RANGE that IS REGULARLY CLOSED DUE TO SNOW IN THE WINTER would be an administrative nightmare.

Edit for grammatical clarity.

🎶I write songs for the people who do🎶 🎶Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to🎶