Looking a bit dipose-able

Friday night Fkn

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP SYS ADMIN?

Deadpool spoilers

You not understanding is the special part ❤️

Genuinely my dude: go to pornhub and search “stuck”. YW

Help step bro, my ring is stuck!

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Ugh. Dammit.

Oh bother 😏

They can take the tip of my dick

I loved that movie… Reminded me of shoot-em-up around the same era

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Can’t hear “God” over the sound of the chainsaw

same, no lol tho.

I’m frustrated at myself for laughing as hard as I did

Lol imagine being Catholic and having to wait as these old fucks debate to figure out if Jesus loves you or not

Pull the trigger

If I could guarantee I’d live, I think I legit agree.

Well up until now, collecting my genetic material has mostly been my S/O’s job, but if China wants in on it we probably can make room for a third.