Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

Isn’t that called a slum lord?

Well there’s you’re problem! You’re disabled, so therefore unprofitable. It’s criminal that you have the ability to live while someone who could make profit for our corporate overlords might not. Shame on you for being a leech on society! (In case it wasn’t obvious, /S)

It’s because for the longest time, eggs were the cheapest and fastest way to get protein into your body. Especially compared to the cost of meat. But now, because of inflation, everyone is trying to be more frugal which just jacks the price of those goods and makes us all suffer more.

We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.

We already have a word for that: Y’all!

yet

Unfortunately, both my parents are like that too. I went no contact for that reason, actually.

This makes me sad tbh. I’m 21, and get flashbacks of my dad yelling at me, especially when someone yells at me irl. I was scared that I’d spend my life trying to get rid of them… now I wonder if that’s even possible