I’m not saying some completely different bird laid an egg that contained a chicken. The change may be gradual, but the mutations still happen in the eggs. The first chicken or chickens were hatched, not transformed by radioactive goo.

That’s not how evolution works. The chicken egg did come before the chicken, because that’s where mutations occur.

…and again, you linked to some shit about the Myanmar quake, not this story. And I still have no idea what April 2-6 means.

No, it’s the ports on phones that are proof of concept, constantly getting full of dust or just stop working correctly. I’ll take a wireless charger, thanks.

Well, I don’t have a ton of use for my phone while sleeping, personally.

Wait, so this isn’t a testosterone supplement?

Well, just take you. You presumably voted for a criminal and terrorist helping him avoid prosecution. We call that Aiding and Abetting in this country. You are now a criminal.

Well, yeah, Conservatives are garbage domestic terrorists and criminals, by default.

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to…EH EH…run away, I want to…

“SLOW THE TEATING DOWN, PLEASE.”

Didn’t Costner lead Yellowstone, which was insanely successful, and has Harrison Ford leading a new spin-off?

What?

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

You shouldn’t date your mom, Alabama.