What?

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

You shouldn’t date your mom, Alabama.

Chasing Amy, for sure.

Yes, that makes sense. TIL.

Wait…that’s a flange? I always thought those were just pulled out by accident, like turned inside out. I also always just ignored it because it never hinders anything.

Funding what? How do you fund a drug free zone on a school campus, which presumably already doesn’t allow drugs? Are they hiring guards to patrol a 50 square feet area?

So…are there any mobile games that are actually what these fake ads pretend to be? Has anyone done real versions? That liquid physics game looks intriguing.

True, it is 2024, and your theater probably has big cushy reclining leather chairs. And why would kids be at this movie?

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

To be fair, my dog is equally scared of thunder and the jets from a nearby Airforce base. But I agree they’re a pretty unnecessary addition.

I actually remember seeing this in the theater in college, but not much else about it. Guess it’s due for a rewatch.

…is this a joke?

My main question is why are you already sleeping in separate bedrooms at this point?