dev teams usually :

What’s the worst that could happen,people won’t die

this guy :

17 years working with hospital patient data

must be high pressure work.

you know what, fuck you.

un environments your development

edit : disintegrates your development environment?

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

I want to see their unironic attempts, maybe they’re useful to me at least if they’re not better.

The fundamental mental model is the same.

It’s not the fundemental model that I have a problem with for Regex, it’s the fucking brainfuck tier syntax

I suppose you could write functions like, startswith, endswith, alpha(4), or something like that,

yes.

but in the end, is that better?

YES.

startswith('text');
lengthMustBe(5);
onlyContain(CHARSETS.ALPHANUMERICS); 
endswith('text');

is much more legible than []],[.<{}>,]‘text’[[]]][][)()(a-z,0-9){}{><}<>{}‘text’{}][][

I swear to god,someone must have written an intermediary language between regex and actual programming, or I’m going to eventaully do it before I blow my fucking brains out.

doesn’t matter in this context, both can be interpreted as the ninth month

It’s the same shit as the kids saying “candy” instead of sweets in the UK, and getting british accents from Peppa Pig in the US.

The date stuff is super stupid though :

1. Fuck the US date scheme

2. You don’t need fucking day numbers for anything on your CV, except your DOB.

3. 7th Jan 2007 . You’re welcome, now it doesn’t really matter which order you put the DD/MM

I call it my “main” or “primary” language. My first language lacks vocabulary due to atrophy and stopping learning it after turning 9.

I learnt german in school, and lost it all.

I’m currently learning spanish

ok, so what’s the age cutoff? I moved from turkey when I was nine.

yeah, no shit. kids want to watch the same thing constantly, of course it has 44 billion “minutes” watchtime. why not just convert it to hours at that point, or years?

The touchscreen controls and displays in SpaceX crew capsules are web based.

ok, but a real spacefaring organisation though? One that isn’t run by a fucking idiot?

you forgot the part where you have to rebase your branch and that causes merge conflicts that were resolved later but somehow still persists.

TFW you want to do things good, slow and expensive, but management makes you do them fast, cheap and crap.

For your entire career.

Please kill me

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programs, music and baby

Happens to the best of us… Or we’re the only ones going senile

Always has been

Hedged my bets to the wrong horse…

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