Yup. More people joining is a feature, not a bug.

The war is failing on Ukraine’s end? Why do oil refineries and storage facilities explode deep in Russian territory on a weekly basis if Ukraine is losing?

Eh, it’s not super embarrassing. Usually you just go “ah fuck I just sat on my balls” and everyone goes “ouch sorry.”

I’m sorry you live in Baltimore, for what it’s worth.

Only if you’re space British.

When you you’re dreaming you’re usually in a lighter stage of sleep. I was able to use this to close my eyes tightly on my dream and become aware of my actual body and not my dream body, so that when I opened my eyes I’d be awake. Doesn’t always work but it’s one more thing to try.

Cash didn’t just cover Hurt, he claimed it.

Just reminded me of the time a cover of sad but true came on Spotify. I asked who it was and gf said The Hu. I thought she said The Who and was extremely confused for about 10 seconds until the Mongolian throat singing started.

Phones are (I assume) harder to lock down than computers. Or at least parents don’t know how.

Tell her to sell the houses and toss the money in an index fund. Housing is a good investment because people treat it like one and cause scarcity.

Remember when democrats stormed the Capitol in an attempt to subvert the 2016 election? No? What do you mean Hillary conceded the next day?

Swords and scum? My money is on shadiversity.

I love transubstantiation. It’s basically mandatory to believe it to be a catholic. A lot don’t understand it though. But if you find one that does, ask them to explain why it’s not cannibalism.

The brain worms already starved.

Imagine being that guy scheduling people for 39.9 hours thinking you’re a goddamn genius.

Or maybe gram gram liked to get turnt.

Wear a blanket like a robe around the house.

Do as many as you can normal then go to your knees. Makes it much easier.

No they said we’ll have more brown bananas. That’s perfect. Moderately spotted bananas are perfect for eating, and if you don’t like em a little mushy, they’re perfect for banana bread. So we get tons of banana bread and dock workers maybe get a pay raise? I see no downsides.

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