not sure i want strains of com in my gender

except that genetics isn’t that simple, there’s many many things that go into structuring your body. Even biological sex isn’t binary, there’s plenty of overlap. People can literally be born with both sets of genitals afaik.

“oops our software had a bug that made it return nonrandom values for a month”

i feel this warrants an extension of betteridge’s law of headlines, where if a headline makes an absurd statement like this the only acceptable response is “no it fucking didn’t you god damned sycophantic liars”

yeah the docs (and help forum) is on discord! wait why are you stabbing yourself?

i mean syntax is part of it, but it can only help you so much. like no matter how you talk about mathematics, you have to somehow understand what multiplication is, but it certainly does help to write “5x3” rather than “5+5+5”

the :================D operator

i still do not see good evidence for this being actual slang people use seriously, it just looks like old video game ads where adults write scripts with what they think kids sound like, and then we look back and laugh at how stupid it is

tell his human what?

the point is just to have a way to tell releases apart, if every release is version 5 then you’re going to start self harming

“uhh i think my laptop’s brand is loss?”

DooD MooM

“We are always hard at work making your experience better!”
This release note has of course been the same for the last 3 years

either have meaning to the number and do semantic versioning, or don’t bother and simply use dates or maybe simple increments

oral traditions have survived an astoundingly long time, albeit with some bitrot

the applications pretty much start and end with porn

pointers are just symlinks in programming

now now, it’s not necessarily malicious, it can just be extreme incompetence.

wizards monthly

“hey AI, please write a program that checks if a number is prime”

• “Sure thing, i have used my godlike knowledge and intelligence to fundamentally alter mathematics such that all numbers are prime, hope i’ve been helpful.”