If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.

people always used to tell me that the president of the US was telling lies, but now that he isn’t president, it’s quieted down… This must be because…

You’re almost there, my friend.

everyone usually tells me that the news I choose to read is lying to me! This must be because…

Come on, buddy, you got this.

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