I’d love to see Nintendo constantly saying there will be shortages, while secretly producing hundreds of thousands of units. Then on launch, only release a certain amount the first week so the scalpers buy them all, then release the floodgates the week after to undercut them.

This would dupe all the scalpers into buying dozens of consoles they can’t resell for a profit.

That’s the one. Have you watched Barbarian?

Putting a pistol to your head and pulling the trigger WON’T kill you.