We watched the police murder a man in the street over a counterfeit 20.

Boris Johnson is Trump but with a vocabulary and slightly less ridiculous hair cut.

Pee Wee Himmler

He sounds scared.

That’s why Trump had him murdered

Define securing the border, because that goal post is mounted to a bullet train by republicans as long as trump isn’t president.

Wheel of Fotune

Republicans are ignorant to this fact but are ready to credit trump with this accomplishment.

Oh no he won’t be able to vote for tump

One less trump voter

Republicans, through legislation are paving the way towards a fascist dictatorship which will include lots of rape.

Every day is Opposite Day for Texas Republicans.

Congressional Republicans will be very upset about this.

His dad sent him to military school because he was on the board of the private school little Donnie attended. Fred sent him away because he didn’t want to deal with the little shithead.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-sent-reform-school-teen-bullying-nieces-book-says-1516370

The bone spurs excuse was to dodge the Vietnam draft.

We’re Number One!!! Pew Pew

He goes through lawyers like it’s dollar store bronzer

Gotti was acquitted twice before he was convicted and spent the remainder of his life in prison.

Even the one that trump won?

Nobody knows more about losing defamation cases than Donald Trump believe me

$10 says he defames her again again