You’re acting like you found some defensible loophole but your cageyness means you know it won’t work if the facts were laid out before jury selection.

The question isn’t about “the” law it means “any” law. The judge is asking you if you’re going to enforce the law for which they are under trial, not if you’re here to enforce the constitution. If that is what you wanted to do you would vote guilty and let them appeal to the Supreme Court because they are the constitution people, not you.

Say No, but provide that elaboration, and see what happens. You’re still lying, dude.

It’s in the first three words of the article. It’s celebrating the anniversary, so you buy it during the anniversary period. How long do you celebrate your birthday for? If you got a birthday present to celebrate your 35th birthday six months after you turned 50, is it still a 35th birthday present?

Good fucking luck on the ten year thing.

Swordfish 2 plz

Why not put their capital into making people equally fortunate and able? Are you saying that ability to succeed is genetic?

Are you aware of any non American efforts to archive the American internet?

Eat shit.

This post is about recovery, not abandonment. Letting America fall will have global repercussions. Instructing us to give up is not helpful.

So it’s not sheer quantity of nerves but it’s also the different types? Cool.

And the nose has a lower standard for “move across” and injury?

I wanna see your TP tier list. I have a bidet at home, but I also have weird/random allergies that give me diarrhea so if I’m eating random stuff outside, and poop more than twice a day, I have real bad time.

Thanks for the post. This is the kind of niche shit I love.

Could just be bad luck, dude. I have a bunch of emails that I never use for anything, just forwards to my main. One of them is spammed constantly. It wasn’t breached, I never signed up for anything using it.

All the colors in the fucking universe and they pick three shades of gray.

That shit was hilarious. Thanks for posting. One freaking glove, dude.

Had to click in order to view the spoiler, so not really 😜

Facebook is Meta, no one cares about Microsoft.

So the acronym is MANGA

That’s some slimy ass wording.

Snowflake’s position is that the customers fucked up and didn’t secure their shit correctly.

Then TicketMaster says the unauthorized access happened on something “hosted by a third party” as if it’s Snowflake’s fault LMAO

Defragging is about… defragging: making the data contiguous (a continuous stream along one arc of the same radius) so it doesn’t have to jump around.

The problem isn’t necessarily “stuff not sent over vpn isn’t encrypted”. Everyone uses TLS. It’s more that you are no longer NATed behind the VPN egress IP. When governments want to assassinate anyone who touches a destination IP, having the true source IP instead of a VPN source IP is pretty helpful. For this to be practical you first need a botnet of compromised home routers… which they already have.

In a corporate environment, traffic that is VPN’d typically also undergoes better logging and deep packet inspection.

Usually in situations like this you might be able to schedule it super far in advance, and then maybe a week later call and cancel to get a refund due to “unrelated reasons”

“yes, please keep using Jenkins” -every red team ever

And what did the “customers” say after you told em it’s a DoorDash problem? (I argue your customer is DoorDash since they ordered the food, but I recognize that user might mistakenly rate your restaurant poorly on an app outside of DoorDash - who cares if they rate you poorly on DoorDash, you don’t want this non censensual business anyway right?)

Do we really need to design a system that takes into account the fact that users blame the wrong thing? How is this any different than dealing with people of average intelligence who Karen about other random stuff that isn’t your fault? They’re dumb. Put on your customer voice and tell them kindly to fuck off. Even if you did have a partnership with DoorDash, the delivery is still not your fault so they were still wrong to call you. It is your fault if you finished making the food too early though. In-person customers, not just DoorDash, rely on your pickup time to be accurate. If I’m on time and my food is cold cuz you finished early, imma be pissed.

DoorDash lets you rate the driver separate from the food, and a reasonable person knows that the driver doesn’t work for the restaurant and therefore the only way it’s the restaurant’s fault is if the food isn’t placed on the pickup counter while it’s hot or wasn’t decently packaged to stay decently hot for fifteen minutes for someone to get home and eat it. Everything else: anticipating cook times so that a driver accepts the job and arrived at the restaurant on time, is on DoorDash.