I want to eat a red blood cell. Like one the size of my hand that tastes like a gummy bear

I had no idea there were cards. It was a "Can you get them all out in one go? if not, put them back and give to the other person if there even IS another person

Ultimately it’s your choice to have a baby or not and it’s absolutely moral to choose to not have a child if you don’t want one.

i tried to find another post saying this to make a duplicate question joke, but apparently when you type 77% into Voyager it crashes the app lol
https://github.com/aeharding/voyager/issues/1801#issue-2780882871

We are in the ending of an ice age.

In July 2018, the International Union of Geological Sciences split the Holocene Epoch into three distinct ages based on the climate, Greenlandian (11,700 years ago to 8,200 years ago), Northgrippian (8,200 years ago to 4,200 years ago) and Meghalayan (4,200 years ago to the present), as proposed by the International Commission on Stratigraphy.[6] The oldest age, the Greenlandian, was characterized by a warming following the preceding ice age. The Northgrippian Age is known for vast cooling due to a disruption in ocean circulations that was caused by the melting of glaciers. The most recent age of the Holocene is the present Meghalayan, which began with extreme drought that lasted around 200 years.[6]

Note: the ‘cooling effect’ didn’t make the earth colder, it was just a cold lake that mixed with warm ocean water

Note 2: I’m not a geologist. I can hardly read this Wikipedia page

but solar panels are black, does that mean it’ll just make the earth hotter overall?

you spin me right round baby right round…

I saw a YouTube video about how a gorilla couldn’t rhyme in ASL and would rhyme in the english sounding versions which meant that the gorilla didn’t really understand ASL the same way a toddler would. Was pretty cool, had no idea rhymes existed in ASL.

you can use YT-DLP to download it. If you don’t wanna install a program to do it you can use an online website to run it for you https://ytdlp.online/

ding ding ding!
I use a Firefox extension that occasionally googles random jibberish so about once a day I’ll get an opinion thing asking about the search results. Today I got one that was asking about ‘china next gen aircraft’. I got like 80 cents from it which is 80 cents less I’ll have to pay for my mullvad subscription!

really wish there was a way to pay with “Google play” because I found a way to get Google play money by lying to google lol

it would change the text in the tweet not redirect the link, like if you link twitter.com/ExamplePostHere it would change the text to x.com/ExamplePostHere
but it didn’t check if there was other stuff in the link like the ‘se’ before ‘twitter’

my favorite websites are the “you’re a dumbass” websites. Twitter started changing “twitter.com/blah” to “x.com/blah” so, naturally, someone tried “setwitter.com” and it changed to “sex.com”
so naturally someone had to buy the setwitter domain (some others too) so people wouldnt go to a harmful website because twitter users are dumb. It’s pretty funny too https://www.setwitter.com/

They excused it as “I’m overworked” which… fair enough, but that doesn’t excuse this. I blame Microsoft, not this fella.

IVE HAD THIS GIF SAVED FOR OVER A YEAR AND I FINALLY GET TO USE IT

you can’t even poke fun at selfhosted people anymore because someone WILL 100% spend 48 hours straight 3d printing and programming a toothbrush
edit: you have to be kidding me https://kuenzi.dev/toothbrush/

I won’t use it myself but developing any Open Source Software is more than deserving of one click of mine.

Also IIRC instance admins can see who upvotes so @ a lemmy.world admin if you think it’s actually bots (I doubt its bots personally)

Fistfight.
Or alternatively rock paper sizzers.

+1 on deleting the account. Having no familiarity was a big leaning factor on going to Lemmy.

Not using it on desktop and purely on mobile has been nice too. Cuts out short form content at the same time.