Yandere dev be like: 17000 line main class, take it or leave it

Id rather cut of my limbs with a handsaw than touch lambda calculus again

Living dangerously i see

Why, just why

I just ducktape myself to my chair , that does the trick

i prefer back end since front end means i have to talk with people and id rather just shove pencils in my earholes

This is a good one, although theory is a much better problem to have than practice