If I was facing life or the death penalty, I choose death.

Wasting away, fighting for survival, no entertainment, no vices (in theory), etc.

No appeals, expedite it. Take me behind the courthouse and put a few rounds in my head. Be thorough.

I’m miserable enough living in “the greatest country in the world,” just get it over with. My “life” is lost either way, death just prevents the rampant suffering along the way.

If I had the money to blow I wouldn’t give it all to charity… Some, sure, I can think of a few I like.

That being said, after getting my luxury bones fixed and getting out of pain, I’d just buy a house and pay off my car.

Then retire. Probably move somewhere tropical… Or isolated, haven’t decided. Maybe both is possible. All I know is a fiber (or future equivalent) would be mandatory.

Because if I have 450k to just blow, I’ve got way more in reserve.