There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who get ternary; those who don’t; those who thought this was going to be a binary joke

long long man : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY

As someone who always writes documentation afterwards, missing key things, I applaud the effort!

Now, my caddie’s chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn’t properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.

😭😭😭 this sucks

Dang, I just got an email from Amazon that the order was canceled:

Due to a lack of availability, we will not be able to obtain the following item from your order. We’ve canceled the item and apologize for the inconvenience. If you see a charge for the canceled item, we will refund you within 1-2 business days. If you are still interested in purchasing this item, it may be available from other sellers. Please visit the detail page for this item below.

Also just realized I placed the order on August 20, 2018, wow

If you haven’t seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfe4Fjf3sds

Hah i’m not even editing that, too funny.

I distinctly remember getting about 1% into this article about the heist of the McDonald’s Monopoly Game money, but not knowing how long it would be. I ended up getting to the 5th paragraph and read JEROME PAUL JACOBSON always dreamed of becoming a police officer. He was born in 1943 which is when I realized this was a long story and I couldn’t read the entire thing while on the toilet at work.

Trellix is just rebranded McAfee. Here’s instructions for How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus.

Does it have a brake petal? If so I’d imagine that it would still function, even in FSD. You may still be stuck inside the car if the doors won’t unlock until the trip is over.

Relevant shorter video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jobwYmDeOcw

The Substance was so good seeing in a packed theater and feeling the energy of everyone having the same wtf reactions. I guess the moment is over but highly recommended.

Wow, missed that Metroid Prime 4 had gotten a name. Is there an actual release date? I have had this on order from Amazon since 2019, each year it has shifted to Dec 31st of the year.

Is this really how the mint mobile deal is? That doesn’t seem like much of a deal at all.

Nothing is surefire, but I’ve seen the S&P 500 informally considered the baseline, especially when comparing actively managed funds. If you’re paying more and under performing the S&P 500, even if making a profit, you’re loosing out.

With regard to the point about everyone being millionaires, from a macro economic lens, all the dividends you receive from investing in the S&P 500 is because they’re charging more than enough for a product to cover operating costs, business expenses, etc and still have enough to pay out share holders. This means someone somewhere is loosing out, and that money is being transferred from them to you through the companies.

Is there a reason to focus on 401k (beyond the employer match) before HSA? Isn’t HSA more tax savings advantageous, even if just limited to health care expenses?

Get a cruise ship horn (make sure it’s rated for 140-150 decibels) and play it for the entirety of the call. This will make it so your roommates can’t hear you speak on the call.

Nothing will ever be worse than Mythological Hero Achilles