arigato mr. roboto

robespierre: “ah shit, here we go again!” prepares the guillotine

so…it’s like the unicorn lair report about DPRK? just a bad translation?

wait a minute, windows being crap is INTENTIONAL?

it’s difficult to dismiss this as fake, after remembering the wristbands of “live strong” (well…those were for charity, but alas) or the fidget spinner

“roblox dating experiencies” if you’re an adult looking for love on roblox…oh boy!

“for 17+ verified” yup…being a child predator can’t be easier now

fortunately i use devuan, so i don’t have to fear for winpocalypse

i used it once to make it explain to me why bane uses the mask, it gave a big answer…

i mean, they only say “join” the legion, not “fight” in the legion…time for some big brain moves!

-call it “x”

-ban coomers and porn

like pottery

but rich people are part of a healthy vegan diet?

well…pigs are as guilty as hospital

that’s the true meaning of the freedom!