Really enjoyed Holy Spider.

What rodent do you start your greetings with

I wish someone had told me earlier that explosives was a possible career choice

The trooper’s email said razor wire-wrapped barrels have been placed into the Rio Grande in areas with low visibility, leading to injuries like the woman’s.

STL proper accounts for only 300k of the metro’s population of nearly 3 million and contains the majority of homicides. Most metros aren’t divided that way

St Louis is a bit skewed since the city proper is so small

Spicy:

Mark DeYoung, who chairs the Clare County Republican Party, said he heard Chapman’s attempt to enter the room and opened the door after seeing someone flip him the bird through a window. “He kicked me in my balls as soon as I opened the door,” DeYoung said of Chapman, speaking to The Detroit News by phone from the emergency room.

… and…

Chapman also said that during the confrontation, he removed his glasses. “When you see me taking my glasses off, I’m ready to rock,” Chapman said.