Pressure washer. In the spring you can make enough money with it to buy a drum kit.

I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest

She teaches science to kids with the help of an iguana and a magic bus.

Wait…

You’re high, half a hotdog is 7.5 cm

Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream

Lore accurate Jonestown reference? NICE

Jeeze what happened in 2008 again? I can’t remember…

Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’

Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.

Meth literally ruined my life, my kid’s mom started doing that shit and it was a catastrophe. Fortunately I’ve been clean pretty much the whole time because meth is a shitty drug and I’ve picked up the pieces pretty well, I’m currently the happiest ive ever been.

He’s not though 😬 don’t do meth. Don’t hang out with people who do it. It’s pretty much a hassle all the way around, and who needs that? Especially for a drug that makes you pick at your face and chain-smoke fucking gross ass Pall-Malls in the driveway for three straight days

I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.

Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.

To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.

Opening with a closeup of Willem DaFoe pounding away at Charlotte Gainsbourg just seems kind of gratuitous, I’m not really into that.

I don’t know how bad it got because that’s when I turned it off

Speaking of weird Willem DaFoe movies, how about AntiChrist which opens with a graphic shot of full vaginal penetration?

“potent” is a gross word

I call shenanigans, flying squid generally only live 1 year in the wild.

That’s a heck of a stride, wow